Thursday, October 6, 2011

GO TO HELL, POTLUCK!!!

I LOVE potlucks. They are an overeater's dream.

Today, there was ham, chicken, green chili with beef, Texas chili, casseroles, tossed salad, fruit salad with marshmallows, corn and black bean salad, cheeses, crackers, hummus, brownies, cake, soup, three different kinds of bread, olives, and grapes.

And that was just the stuff that I could see as I quickly walked by with my eyes all squinted shut.

I was REALLY TRYING! I marched right through the food to the refrigerator and got my healthy green chili/turnip green chicken stew. But being the social person I am, I had to sit with the potluck people.

I ate my low calorie stew.
But then I got up and got a few pieces of cheese.
And then I got up and got a little bowl full of green olives.
And then I got up and got a tossed salad.

But I conquered the potluck and went back to my office!!!!!

But then I snuck back in the teachers' lounge and got more pieces of cheese.
And then I snuck in AGAIN and got MORE cheese and grapes.
And then I snuck in a THIRD time and got a CHICKEN BREAST COVERED WITH CHEESE AND GREEN CHILI THAT I PROCEEDED TO EAT WITH MY HANDS!

Finally some kind person put the food up and made it more difficult for me to graze.

POTLUCKS ARE EVIL!

1 comment:

  1. Dont be too hard on yourself....I had the cobbler too!! Many I picked a good/bad time to be at MS!!

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