I am being attacked by these Cheetos.
They have been quietly living in my filing cabinet for the last month and they chose TODAY to come out and attack me full force!!
I wasn't well prepared.
* I had no breakfast. Well, a venti Skinny Vanilla Latte but no protein. Caffeine without protein - no bueno.
* I worked through the 7th and 8th grade lunches helping with the school store IN THE
CAFETERIA! I had to look at mashed potatoes and pizza and pudding and rice krispie treats and breakfast burritos and barbeque sandwiches. I finally had a mini banana. It really was so small that the cafeteria guy didn't even charge me for it.
* I made it back to my office where a Sonic grilled chicken sandwich awaited me. (Thank Goodness!)
But, as I was eating it, the Cheetos decided to descend upon me with a vengeance. I don't even know how they got out of the filing cabinet.
Oh, poop.... I've got to be honest. First, I kind of counted out twenty potato chips. ("Kind of" because I had to make sure that I added more to cover the broken potato chip pieces.) Then I spied the Cheetos bag hiding under the potato chips in the filing cabinet. I ambushed them. I dipped them in my little BBQ sauce packets. Then, when they were gone, I used MY FINGER to get the rest of the BBQ sauce out.
Out of control.
Thank God it's Spring Break.
Love,
Guilty Jenn - loser in the March 29, 2012 Hunger Games.
P.S. MIDDLE SCHOOLERS had been sticking their hands in that Cheeto bag! Now that is just GROSS!
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