Thursday, March 29, 2012

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THESE CHEETOS!, or HUNGER GAMES IN MY OFFICE

Busy crazy day.  I'm at lunch now - only an hour and twenty-five minutes left before the beginning of Spring Break!

I am being attacked by these Cheetos.

 They have been quietly living in my filing cabinet for the last month and they chose TODAY to come out and attack me full force!!

I wasn't well prepared.

* I had no breakfast.  Well, a venti Skinny Vanilla Latte but no protein.  Caffeine without protein  - no bueno.
* I worked through the 7th and 8th grade lunches helping with the school store IN THE
CAFETERIA!  I had to look at mashed potatoes and pizza and pudding and rice krispie treats and breakfast burritos and barbeque sandwiches.  I finally had a mini banana.  It really was so small that the cafeteria guy didn't even charge me for it.
* I made it back to my office where a Sonic grilled chicken sandwich awaited me.  (Thank Goodness!)


But, as I was eating it, the Cheetos decided to descend upon me with a vengeance.  I don't even know how they got out of the filing cabinet.

Oh, poop.... I've got to be honest.  First, I kind of counted out twenty potato chips.  ("Kind of" because I had to make sure that I added more to cover the broken potato chip pieces.)  Then I spied the Cheetos bag hiding under the potato chips in the filing cabinet.  I ambushed them.  I dipped them in my little BBQ sauce packets.  Then, when they were gone, I used MY FINGER to get the rest of the BBQ sauce out.

Out of control.

Thank God it's Spring Break.

Love,
Guilty Jenn - loser in the March 29, 2012 Hunger Games.

P.S.  MIDDLE SCHOOLERS had been sticking their hands in that Cheeto bag!  Now that is just GROSS!

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