Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I Love Porn

Food porn, that is.......

One of my favorite ways to get rid of stress is to .......

go off by myself,
find a dark corner,
be alone with my computer, and
look at......

food.

;-)

My favorite food porn sites are Pinterest, Foodgawker, and Tastespotting.

It's weird but looking at pictures of food meets some psychological need in me.

It's like virtual eating

It's like going to Ross and filling my cart with all sorts of things I want  - - - clothes, purses, kitchen items, frames, pretty towels, shoes, sheets, throw pillows, knick-knacks - - - and then leaving the cart in some random aisle and walking out of the store.

OK!  I promise I've only done that a couple of times!!  Please don't tell me that I'm the only person who has ever does that.

Whether it's Ross or Pinterest, it fulfills the same need.

Maybe it's knowing that I could have those pillows, frames, purses, etc - that makes me not have to have them.   Knowing I could eat that enchilada, banana pudding, malted milk ball cake, loaded slow cooker potatoes, watermelon carved like a lion - makes me not have to eat it.

Whatever, it works......

And in case you were wondering, now that I'm old and take Prozac, food porn is the ONLY kind I'm into.

Love,
Jenn the Chaste

2 comments:

  1. Ha Ha Ha...Oh Jennifer. I fill my cart at places like TJ Maxx & Ross to see if I bond with it. And then I put it back...but I like to drive it around....

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  2. I love Food Porn too - my boyfriend always slags me off for torturing myself with programmes on TV liken Man V Food, Come Dine with Me, Diners, drive-ins and dives, and basically any other savoury food programme. Oh my god. Love food porn - now i know i am not along!!

    I also 'drive' clothes around. I pick things up, walk around the shop, never make it even as far as the changing room, and then abandon it somewhere - it feels good to know that i wanted it, and didnt impulse buy!! I consider it mortgage training - so i practise lusting after things that i won't be able to afford if i can ever afford a house! :-)

    Enjoy Jenny - its low cal, and doesn't hurt any one!

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